This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox more info is stuffed with emails for viagra. How can I filter all this garbage? It's pushing me over the edge.
- I just want get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, too much is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your lame offers for things I don't even want. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- This has gone too far.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- Consider this my final warning.
Shut Down This Junk You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm sick with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- Just stop it
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your final warning to shape up. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Don't test us.
Get Lost With Your Annoying Texts
You know you're so clever, sending out your bullshit to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I have no time for your hoax. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Seriously With Your Stupid Messages
- I don't care
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.